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[lupusxylem]

I will not make this look pretty later, don't believe me it's all a lie

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INVENTORY:

-The Punisher: Wolfwood's cross gun, normally covered in wrappings.
INFO from the mods on use so I don't forget: The cross-gun will be able to fire regular bullets (regains of these can be handwaved; silvered bullets can be purchased in the bonus AC store) just fine, without any special nerfs. The laser feature will be usable a max of 3 times a month.

-4 Vials of his Drugs(tm)
Info from the mods on use so I don't forget: Wolfwood can start with up to 5 vials of his Lab Drugs. More of these can be regained for the price of a Small Item (a maximum of 5 at once), but they will not work on other player characters for obvious reasons. Their healing ability will also be slightly nerfed to not heal anything instantaneously, but rather over a few minutes.
3/7: All Vials have been used. Will need to purchase replacements if he wants to use them again.
???: Forgot to put the date here but he's purchased more Vials, one has been used to he has 4 currently.

-A lighter

-A carton of cigarettes, more can be purchased/handwaved

-A winter coat that Heimr bullied him into purchasing

-A matching pair of boots for the coat

-A little knit wolf with sunglasses from Elsword.

-A blanket from Livio.

-A handgun with a wolf engraved on the handle.

-A black husky named Angelina

-A belt pouch to carry his regeneration vials with a cross emblazoned into the leather.

-Authentic rosary beads, with beads made from black glass and a heavy, silver cross pendant

-A black leather choker with a silver cross pendant, similar to the rosary

-A whole church(tm)

-A wool knit cat plushie from Pure Vanilla

-3 tomas chicks that currently live in Kiera's barn

-3 londonites

-Wolf skull shaped cufflinks

-A dagger for his "birthday" from Gnosis

Comments

[eidxiety]

[At least Ain landed on two pillows (Wolfwood's boobies) and not the floor. Sorry Wolfwood! He's now picking his head up off of said pillows and looking around like "huh, what", before he twists around and watches the bed wiggle.

...

Why is it doing that.]

Is there a mouse or a really big possum or something?

[Would a large rodent have the capabilities of hurling two grown-ass adult men to the floor, though?

Ain rolls off of Wolfwood and hops to his feet. He watches the bed shimmy and shake, reaches down and pulls up the blankets... doesn't see a large rodent, so he goes for the mattress next and the fucking mattress bites him when he tries to pull it out of the frame. Alarmed, he yelps and jumps back, clutching the injured hand to his chest.]

That is not how beds are supposed to act!

[KICKS THE LEG

immediately gets tackled by the bed and pinned to the floor]

[lupusxylem]

Ain-!

[What the fuck? What the fuck??

Wolfwood still scarcely has any time at all to process what even just happened before Ain has gotten up to investigate for himself, only to get bitten by the mattress itself for his efforts. It sure isn't a large rodent given the bed itself seems to have come to life, but that isn't even the worst of it, it seems. He's helpless to watch as Ain gets thrown to the floor by the bed, which...let's be real that's going to be deadly for most people to have a whole bed dropped on them, which is why he's on his feet immediately and grabbing for the bedposts on the front like he's grappling with a bull's horns, trying to force it up onto its back legs so Ain can get out from underneath.]

[eidxiety]

[Luckily if Ain died he'd just be a little light ball and clonk around under the bed until he could find Mizuki and restore his form, but that is... wholly unsexy. The opposite of what's intended here.

He crawls out from underneath the bed like a sad, pathetic little bug. The bed is going to try to bite Wolfwood until they're both Away from it, but at least Ain is fine and healing himself (and Wolfwood, if needed).]

...okay. Weird, but fine. We can try the couch?

[He got his inn room expanded so he has a living room. Unfortunately the window bay is too small to fuck in but!! Couch! There's something festive about doing it on his couch.

Unfortunately his bedside table drawer refuses to open so Ain just—]

And as for lube, we're gonna have to use mine.

[You know, from his other form. When they get there. Unless Wolfwood thoughtfully brought some over.]

[lupusxylem]

[God damn. He ended up with a bite for his efforts, but it's nothing he can't handle. A little bit of healing and it's not much more than a bruise, and moreso one to his ego than anything. He rubs at his wrist with his other hand as they pull away from the still-vibrating bed, clicking his tongue derisively. If he hadn't been here for as long as he has, he might have spent more time boggling over the fact the bed just attacked them, but...

Like, whatever. It's not like this place isn't already so god-damn weird.]

Yeah...let's get outta here.

[Unfortunately he did not think to bring lube in his pockets, but you won't catch him complaining about using natural lubricant instead. Especially when it means he gets an excuse to see Ain's angel form again.]

Maybe ask Heimr for a new bed while you're at it.

[eidxiety]

Yeah, next time I see him. Not right now.

[He's horny he's not going to Heimr like "can I have a new bed". They are, in fact, gonna go to his living room and sit on the couch. This entire room looks very cottagecore, of course it does, and maybe next time he decorates he will cover it in string lights because he's That Bitch. For now, the furniture in the living room isn't vibrating, and so Ain closes the bedroom door behind them and sort of flops down onto the (very green) sofa.

No protests so far. Wolfwood will have... well, maybe not ample room to climb on top again, but room enough.]

C'mere~. I wasn't done kissing you!

[lupusxylem]

[Well, weirdness with Ain's bed aside, Wolfwood is happy enough to shake it off. Once he's sprawled on the sofa, Wolfwood will shrug off his blazer and let it fall over the back of the couch, giving him more room to move around as he settles across Ain with what little space he's afforded. He's reaching for his hand since Ain tried to hold it before, leaning in to kiss at the column of his neck.]

The feelin's mutual.

[eidxiety]

[They get to hold hands finally :) Ain twines their fingers together all sweetly, turning his head to the side to give Wolfwood more room to work with. His lips tickle, and Ain giggles about it, taking the opportunity to return them when he has a moment.]

You're sooooo so cute.

[Kiss kiss kiss... kisses the shell of Wolfwood's ear... nibbles. :> ]

[lupusxylem]

Cute? Me? I dunno about that...

[He chuckles as Ain kisses him, brushing his thumb over the back of his knuckles. This really is gross, but at least they got a room about it. A living room, to be precise, but it's better than doing it in the whole-ass inn lobby.

Especially when Wolfwood is still marching his lips down Ain's throat, heading steadily towards his collarbone with each smooch.]

[eidxiety]

Nooo, you're so cute!

[For as much room as they don't have, Ain still manages to lock his legs around Wolfwood's hips and pull them flush together, grinding up into him as soon as he's able with a cheeky smile.

(The couch patiently waits for them to stop like. Guys. G-guys??)]

Are you gonna leave marks~? Can I leave them on you?

[Unbuttons the top button of his shirt a lil like :) ]

[lupusxylem]

[Uhhh sorry to the couch but they're not stopping. Wolfwood isn't even considering the couch choosing violence as an option as Ain unbuttons his shirt, prompting him to deliver a quick little nip to the sensitive inner skin of the base of his neck in reply.]

I'd be disappointed if you didn't. Make sure you leave 'em good and dark, yeah?

[Otherwise it'll be harder for him to admire them in the morning, he thinks as he nudges down the edge of Ain's collar with his nose, kissing his chest.]

[eidxiety]

Aww, between me and the others... you're gonna be a walking bruise.

[He should probably consider this but also, what if everyone just knew they were fucking. What then. But before Ain can really get at Wolfwood, the man is sliding down his chest to kiss him, and that naturally draws a shudder out of the angel. He... is sensitive. Wolfwood isn't even exactly to the most sensitive spot and Ain is still stiffening up in his pants about it, sue him.

Wolfwood's shirt is already half undone as it is, but Ain slides his hands down to unbutton it the rest of the way, then lets his palm rest flat against his abdomen, where he drags his fingers up to Wolfwood's chest. God this man is so hairy. God he is so into it.]

I think... I wanna try riding you this time. What do you say?

[lupusxylem]

[Wolfwood groans lowly at the way Ain strokes his hand down his chest, dragging through the hair there and up towards his sternum. It feels nice, just as nice as he bets Ain would be feeling right now if he could get at his nipples. He knows well by now that he'd not last long if he did that though, so he's trying to behave as he stays lax in Ain's grip, exhaling on an afflicted sigh.]

Oh, fuck yes. I'd really like that.

[Please ride him until he can't remember anything but your name, thanks-]

Buuut I'm gonna kinda need to be under you for that, don'tcha think?

[eidxiety]

Uh-huh, and you're gonna need to be naked too... I haven't unzipped your pants yet!

[He says this, but then his eager hands are reaching down for Wolfwood's waistband to unbutton his pants, pull the zipper down, and then immediately shove his hands into the space between pants and underwear. Hi :) ]

Okay~. And now... [And then, in a surprising show of strength, Ain sits up, scoops Wolfwood, and rearranges their positions. He's much stronger than he looks, don't worry about it.] We're in the right places.

[Sits right on Wolfwood's hips.]

[lupusxylem]

[Haha, hi, hello, he did not know you were capable of that-

Wolfwood is briefly stunned by the way Ain just flips him without preamble or difficulty, just. Scoops him and flips him over so that he's on top instead, leaving the Punisher looking shell shocked up at him from below for a moment, and. Well.

Since Ain is sitting directly on his hips, he isn't going to miss the way Wolfwood's length twitches at the display.

He whistles, lowly.]

You should do that more often, maybe.

[eidxiety]

Oh? Do you like being picked up and manhandled? Cute~. I'll be sure to princess carry you next time I want you in my bed.

[Twirling his hair while he sits on Wolfwood's whole dick here. He didn't even take his pants off, they're both still dressed — Ain dishevelled, and Wolfwood with his whole shirt and pants unbuttoned but no more than that. They'll fix the pants thing in a second. The furniture in here is behaving, so he's suddenly not in a rush, leaning over Wolfwood to pepper his neck in soft kisses and playful little nips. His hands wander all the while, feeling, memorizing... honks the titties... drags his fingers over nipples.]

You weigh about as much as a 2-by-4 to me. [Says something unsexy and then bites Wolfwood like, hi, does this turn you on?] I could prop you up against the wall pretty easily, you know.

[lupusxylem]

Ah, god...

[He groans out the words, his back almost arching right up off the couch when Ain bites him because you're suddenly hitting all of his buttons over here!! He manages to reign it in but only just, gritting his teeth as he inhales sharply through them.]

D-dunno if I'd make it, if y'did that.

[It'd simply be too hot. He'd die of horny. His dick would explode.]

[eidxiety]

[Ain Will Remember That.

Ain will also lovingly put his hand on Wolfwood's cheek and stroke his cheekbone with his thumb, then pepper kisses across his jugular and down to his collar. He bites the space where his shoulder meets his neck hard enough to leave a bruise, soothes over the tender skin with his tongue, and proceeds to kiss back up until he has sucked hickies into every visible inch of skin on this side.

Then, he sits back to admire his work, smiles, and grinds their hips together.]

Why don't you let me do the heavy lifting tonight? I'll need to borrow your fingers, so I hope you don't mind, buuut...

[He is entering his service top... service powerbottom era.]

[lupusxylem]

[Give him a moment, Ain, Wolfwood has briefly forgotten how words work...because that wombocombo of kisses, hickeys, and grinding on him leaves Wolfwood speechless, panting a little as he ruts his hips upwards into Ain's, trying to keep that friction going even though it's a bit harder to do when he's the one on the bottom for the time being. Having the opportunity to just be lazy and let Ain treat him is not a half bad idea...though he'd hardly call it not doing anything at all, since he knows he's going to be giving as good as he gets as soon as Ain gets to moving proper.

So he'll nod, gripping at Ain's thighs as one of his hands smooths its way up to his hipbone.]

Tch...y'think I'm gonna stop you?

[eidxiety]

Haha, I'll take good care of you, I promise.

[But, you know, not in this form. As discussed, the bedside table drawer is none too happy with Ain right now, so the other form it is, not that Wolfwood has ever seemed to mind it. So, he leans in to steal Wolfwood for a kiss, this one deep and passionate, slipping his tongue beyond his lips with something a little more practised than the other couple of times they did this. He's learning... exclusively via Wolfwood at this point, but he's getting there!!

He does not have time to pat himself on the back about this because his mind is elsewhere, both on Wolfwood's tongue and on grinding down on his hips as they kiss. He has, at least, figured out how to gyrate his hips on his own thanks to some practice in his room when he's alone at night, shut up — and it shows in the way he moves. Someone has been using his hand a little too much, it's fine.

While all that is ongoing, Ain quietly shifts forms, although Wolfwood might still get a little flash of lights from where Ain isn't entirely blocking his vision with his head. The angle is a little awkward for his wings, one of which is folded back at a weird angle to accommodate for the back of the couch, but it's not like it hurts him.]

I wanna... [kiss... bites Wolfwood's bottom lip,] try something. Do you like being tied up? I can do it with magic, I think...

[lupusxylem]

[Ain is taking power bottoming to a whole new level here, good lord. He’s taking every one of Wolfwood’s kinks and cranking them up to five hundred, and that’s on TOP of being in Angel form for it all. He doesn’t even care that he gets flashbanged for his efforts, he’s still looking up at him with all of the reverence he deserves, his nails digging lightly into his thighs as he chokes on another moan of his name. They haven’t even started really and the way Ain’s moving his hips right now are about to make him act up.]

Fh-uck- Yes. Yes.

[Now if it were any average person he wouldn’t want to be restrained, but like this? Absolutely tie him up, he doesn’t want to be able to move unless Ain tells him he can.]

[eidxiety]

[He is killing his Wolfwood and he knows that, but also!! It is Wolfwood's turn on the being taken care of thing, this is non-negotiable and Ain will be making a thing of it. He will take care of you sooo well baby just you wait.]

Okay~. You just tell me if you want to stop any time, okay? Just your wrists for now, and—

[The couch has had enough of these two. It was being patient, like a college roommate where they're like "please be done soon. please be done soon I need to go to bed. please finish". But these two have not. It's been grinding and foreplay and it's about to be bondage, and the couch is sick of it.

It begins flailing, bucking and thrashing about wildly until it has effectively dumped both of them onto the floor, where it then scoots itself halfway across the room and plops down against the opposite wall like it's pouting.]

[lupusxylem]

[Well. At least this time Wolfwood very clearly knows what happened just then, he’s just not happy about it.

Just as he’s ready to give up control to Ain entirely, he finds himself slumped on his back on the rug with Ain sprawled atop him as the couch rushes away from them, leaving them high and dry on the floor. He sort of awkwardly pushes himself up onto his elbow so he can shoot a glare at the couch, all before flipping it a quick bird.]

Piece of- is everything in this building possessed now??

[eidxiety]

[Scrubbing at his eyes like if he blinks he'll be back on the couch... this does not happen. It's not an illusion, the couch really is pouting over there.]

...I guess. Haha, and it even let us get to the point where we were finally making headway before running off!

[That "haha" is said with vitriol. Mr. Couch he's going to kill you.

More than that, though... Ugh. They're both too horny for this. They could fuck on the floor, but Ain doesn't want to get bitten by the coffee table or something.

He reaches out for Wolfwood and pulls him to his feet after getting up himself, tail swaying.]

I'm going to say something that might be insane. Let's go outside where there's no furniture. I know it's raining, but the grass will be all soft, and there's enough forest behind the inn to not immediately get us caught...

[Just admit you have a semi-public sex kink Ain?? This is the second time you've done this, the seabase being the first. Just ?? admit it????]

[lupusxylem]

[That couch is damn lucky that Wolfwood is feeling too horny for retaliation because oh buddy you’re on thin ice. But instead of shredding Ain’s couch cushions, Wolfwood will allow himself to be pulled to his feet, looking properly disheveled now with his undershirt loose and unbuttoned and his pants zipped down.

He doesn’t want to throw in the towel just yet, and is honestly about to suggest they fuck in the bathtub since it can’t??? Move???? When Ain suggests going outside instead, and that has even Wolfwood raising a brow.]

In the middle of the storm? I mean…I ain’t against doin’ it outside, but…

[They’re going to get wet and dirty. That’s just a given. But it’s not like he wasn’t going to shower after anyway…hmmmm.

Also yeah Ain your kink is showing, he sees you. Thankfully Wolfwood is just as much of a freak since he thinks about fucking in the confessional more than he should, so.]

Can’t go too far out unless you want the Creature seein’ us.

[Maybe Wolfwood does want that, fuck you-]

[eidxiety]

It'll wash all the sticky off! And besides, we won't go to the fog wall. There's a patch of forest outside the inn here, just before the town that Mr. Snow Leopard cleaned up. The one that used to be burnt? That should be a safe spot. I don't think anyone goes there.

[But what if they do, though. What if they do go there... that's part of the excitement, isn't it?

Besides, who's to say that like, the shower caddy won't come to life and try to stab them both mid-coitus, or the countertops won't retaliate, or the bathtub won't figure out how to move? Outside is safe. And wet.]

I've never been kissed in the rain, either. I think it would be hot. [Ain wants a storybook romance and kinks that get people arrested.]