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[lupusxylem]

I will not make this look pretty later, don't believe me it's all a lie

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INVENTORY:

-The Punisher: Wolfwood's cross gun, normally covered in wrappings.
INFO from the mods on use so I don't forget: The cross-gun will be able to fire regular bullets (regains of these can be handwaved; silvered bullets can be purchased in the bonus AC store) just fine, without any special nerfs. The laser feature will be usable a max of 3 times a month.

-4 Vials of his Drugs(tm)
Info from the mods on use so I don't forget: Wolfwood can start with up to 5 vials of his Lab Drugs. More of these can be regained for the price of a Small Item (a maximum of 5 at once), but they will not work on other player characters for obvious reasons. Their healing ability will also be slightly nerfed to not heal anything instantaneously, but rather over a few minutes.
3/7: All Vials have been used. Will need to purchase replacements if he wants to use them again.
???: Forgot to put the date here but he's purchased more Vials, one has been used to he has 4 currently.

-A lighter

-A carton of cigarettes, more can be purchased/handwaved

-A winter coat that Heimr bullied him into purchasing

-A matching pair of boots for the coat

-A little knit wolf with sunglasses from Elsword.

-A blanket from Livio.

-A handgun with a wolf engraved on the handle.

-A black husky named Angelina

-A belt pouch to carry his regeneration vials with a cross emblazoned into the leather.

-Authentic rosary beads, with beads made from black glass and a heavy, silver cross pendant

-A black leather choker with a silver cross pendant, similar to the rosary

-A whole church(tm)

-A wool knit cat plushie from Pure Vanilla

-3 tomas chicks that currently live in Kiera's barn

-3 londonites

-Wolf skull shaped cufflinks

-A dagger for his "birthday" from Gnosis

Comments

[eidxiety]

[Sorry you weren't naturally gifted with the ability to deepthroat babe.

Either way, hey, have you ever wanted to see an angel squirm around, realise he shouldn't be squirming around, and then fitfully clutch at the sheets instead? Because oh boy! That's exactly what Ain is doing! He's desperately trying not to squish Wolfwood's head for the millionth time, whining, whimpering... he pulses a little in Wolfwood's mouth and then immediately says "sorry" for it. As he understands it, people don't like having their partners cum in their mouths (who, where, your One experience doesn't mean everyone) (also YOU like it).

The wiggling will start up again in a second, he's sorry he has no idea how people hold still during this. He's probably got another thirty seconds in him, be gentle he's fragile.]

[eidxiety]

[The bed bounces and there's a whump as their collective weights smush up the mattress. Ain can do nothing but laugh, tucking against Wolfwood with a smile. Get cheek-kissed you fucking loser.]

If I was a desert, [smooches Wolfwood on the nose,] what kind would I be?

[lupusxylem]

[And baby, that's just fine by Wolfwood.

He's about to teach Ain that there's more to life than one shitty one-night stand where the guy didn't even treat you right. He'll treat you right, and then some. It's all there in the way he draws Ain in, letting him squirm around and wiggle to his heart's content. Even should he squeeze his head between his thighs a little too hard, he doesn't complain. He simply is here for the ride as he starts to bob his head in earnest, moving in a methodic, regular pace from tip halfway down to the base of him. He'll go as far as he possibly can, until Ain's tip touches the back of his throat and his nose presses against his navel and he has to draw back a bit to catch himself before he starts choking.

Then repeat. All the while hollowing out his cheeks as he goes, humming when he's at his deepest, and lapping at and kissing the tip of him on those occasions he decides to pull off entirely, just for a moment to tease.

Sorry, Ain. He is NOT letting you go, and you've got nowhere else to cum but right on the back of his tongue.]

[lupusxylem]

[Not you kissing him big nose...

He chuckles though, settling against Ain as he shifts to wrap his arms around him.]

Hmm, lesse...probably some kinda cake. Maybe a strawberry cheesecake?

[eidxiety]

[So fun facts! Turns out!! Getting head is a one-way road to climaxing! Which Ain knew but he's still not prepared, at all, for how sensitive his entire Everything is. Little does he know that experience will not make this better he will simply be sensitive for the rest of his life.

If Wolfwood were not currently buried in skirt, Ain would tangle his fingers with his hair and pull. Or he'd reach out and try to brush Wolfwood's bangs from his face, or something affectionate, he doesn't know he can't think right now. But no, the man is fucking gone under there, just full-stop disappeared never to be seen again. His moans pick up in intensity, and when Wolfwood pulls off to kiss and tease, he whimpers and fitfully wiggles about like please continue up until it does.

Thank God that it does, although Ain is very much learning that the teasing actually makes it worse. And on one hand, he doesn't want to climax all over this skirt and have to immediately chuck it in the washer to keep the fabric from getting stained. On the other...]

N-Nick, I'm— y-you might wanna back off— d-don't wanna choke you...

[haha, you fool

that's what he wants!

The thing is, Ain has no self-control. None. Zilch. He says he doesn't want to kill Wolfwood, but really, if he keeps getting head like this? He is simply going to do just that. When there's no stopping, when Wolfwood doesn't grab him and say "gross" and get him off in other ways, Ain can't conceal the squealing in the back of his throat from riding that edge way too long. He climaxes, hard, having to bite down on the corner of the pillow at the last second as he tries to press it into his face so not to alert the neighbours.

Oh... oh god, it's too good.]

[eidxiety]

Haha, because I'm sweet and cheesy, right?

[No, because you're fruity and easy to fuck up. Jesus.

Anyway, kiss kiss... Ain trails kisses across Wolfwood's jaw now, humming a tune in the back of his throat. They have T-minus five seconds until the bed tries to kill them, but for now they get to be all gross with each other. Ain is even going to try to hold Wolfwood's hand, which is—

—probably for the best considering the second he wraps his legs around Wolfwood's hips, the bed decides it has had enough of these two and starts thrashing about like a wild horse until both of them have gone flying through the air and landed on the floor in a heap of limbs.

What the fuck—]

[lupusxylem]

[You fool you fell right into his trap-

No, Wolfwood ain't goin' nowhere, sorry Ain. Even if Ain wiggles around and tries to warn him verbally, Wolfwood keeps his head right where it is, holding his jaw a bit wider so he can take what he knows is coming more easily. This is the best part of giving head after all, at least in his opinion. He knows it's not everyone's cup of tea, but it's his, and that's what matters as Ain starts pumping his mouth full.

His throat flexes as he swallows it all, experienced enough at this point that he needn't pull off for a breath. It's a little harder with the dwindling oxygen under the skirt, but that's fine. The heat makes him pleasantly lightheaded and only encourages him further, his lips quirking into a satisfied smirk at the desperate sounds Ain is making above him.

And he is going to keep on sucking until Ain is oversensitive and needs him to stop, at which point he'll let him slowly slip from his mouth, his tongue lapping at the shaft to catch everything on the way out.

...but he sure as hell isn't through. No, he goes straight for the base of him as he shudders, mouthing at his balls, pulling them gently into his mouth to suck before letting go and moving even further down still.]

[lupusxylem]

[You know, that was about to be nice. An actual fleeting moment of domesticity? In my sticks and bones??

NO IT'S THE STEEL CHAIR COMING AT YOU AS A STEEL CHAIR (because it's alive and it's a steel chair)

Wolfwood had just been getting comfortable, tilting his head a bit to one side to let Ain kiss him however he pleases, but the very moment they try to hold hands and get close enough that no room has been left for Jesus, that's when the very bed they're laying on decides to choose violence. It bucks them off so violently that Wolfwood isn't even sure what happened at first, on the mattress one moment and flat on the floor the next with Ain laying on top of him.

The bed is still jittering even after they've landed.]

Wh- ...the hell was that-!?

[eidxiety]

[At least Ain landed on two pillows (Wolfwood's boobies) and not the floor. Sorry Wolfwood! He's now picking his head up off of said pillows and looking around like "huh, what", before he twists around and watches the bed wiggle.

...

Why is it doing that.]

Is there a mouse or a really big possum or something?

[Would a large rodent have the capabilities of hurling two grown-ass adult men to the floor, though?

Ain rolls off of Wolfwood and hops to his feet. He watches the bed shimmy and shake, reaches down and pulls up the blankets... doesn't see a large rodent, so he goes for the mattress next and the fucking mattress bites him when he tries to pull it out of the frame. Alarmed, he yelps and jumps back, clutching the injured hand to his chest.]

That is not how beds are supposed to act!

[KICKS THE LEG

immediately gets tackled by the bed and pinned to the floor]

[lupusxylem]

Ain-!

[What the fuck? What the fuck??

Wolfwood still scarcely has any time at all to process what even just happened before Ain has gotten up to investigate for himself, only to get bitten by the mattress itself for his efforts. It sure isn't a large rodent given the bed itself seems to have come to life, but that isn't even the worst of it, it seems. He's helpless to watch as Ain gets thrown to the floor by the bed, which...let's be real that's going to be deadly for most people to have a whole bed dropped on them, which is why he's on his feet immediately and grabbing for the bedposts on the front like he's grappling with a bull's horns, trying to force it up onto its back legs so Ain can get out from underneath.]

[eidxiety]

[Is this what they mean when they say "service top"—

Ain thinks, when the oversensitivity hits and his moaning turns into whimpers and his hands tap on Wolfwood's shoulders like "okay hold on", that they're done. He's shuddering as Wolfwood thinks to clean him off, but otherwise considers this to be a done deal, and maybe he should check on Wolfwood and make sure he's still alive and

oh no he's still going. How is he still going—?

Ain is practically sobbing at this point, but the overstimulation has moved on from "ow" to "oh okay I get it that kinda feels good" to "ohhh... OH" the lower Wolfwood goes. Of course, there's also the small issue of—]

Babe, I just came—

[but that's fine because he's gonna do that again if Wolfwood keeps it up! So!! ]

[eidxiety]

[Luckily if Ain died he'd just be a little light ball and clonk around under the bed until he could find Mizuki and restore his form, but that is... wholly unsexy. The opposite of what's intended here.

He crawls out from underneath the bed like a sad, pathetic little bug. The bed is going to try to bite Wolfwood until they're both Away from it, but at least Ain is fine and healing himself (and Wolfwood, if needed).]

...okay. Weird, but fine. We can try the couch?

[He got his inn room expanded so he has a living room. Unfortunately the window bay is too small to fuck in but!! Couch! There's something festive about doing it on his couch.

Unfortunately his bedside table drawer refuses to open so Ain just—]

And as for lube, we're gonna have to use mine.

[You know, from his other form. When they get there. Unless Wolfwood thoughtfully brought some over.]

[lupusxylem]

[ :)

:)

Oh, he knows you just came. He knows well. And that's why he's not staying where it's oversensitive. He's moving elsewhere, using his vantage point between Ain's legs to feel his way around until he's managed to push his hips up just a little so he's easier to get to.

Have you ever had your ass ate, because you're about to!!! Wolfwood is holding no bars here, lathing his tongue over and across the skin around his hole, getting it good and wet with his saliva first before he tries going any further. Granted, if Ain does tap him again and indicates he'd like him to stop, he will. But until then...]

[lupusxylem]

[God damn. He ended up with a bite for his efforts, but it's nothing he can't handle. A little bit of healing and it's not much more than a bruise, and moreso one to his ego than anything. He rubs at his wrist with his other hand as they pull away from the still-vibrating bed, clicking his tongue derisively. If he hadn't been here for as long as he has, he might have spent more time boggling over the fact the bed just attacked them, but...

Like, whatever. It's not like this place isn't already so god-damn weird.]

Yeah...let's get outta here.

[Unfortunately he did not think to bring lube in his pockets, but you won't catch him complaining about using natural lubricant instead. Especially when it means he gets an excuse to see Ain's angel form again.]

Maybe ask Heimr for a new bed while you're at it.

[eidxiety]

Yeah, next time I see him. Not right now.

[He's horny he's not going to Heimr like "can I have a new bed". They are, in fact, gonna go to his living room and sit on the couch. This entire room looks very cottagecore, of course it does, and maybe next time he decorates he will cover it in string lights because he's That Bitch. For now, the furniture in the living room isn't vibrating, and so Ain closes the bedroom door behind them and sort of flops down onto the (very green) sofa.

No protests so far. Wolfwood will have... well, maybe not ample room to climb on top again, but room enough.]

C'mere~. I wasn't done kissing you!

[lupusxylem]

[Well, weirdness with Ain's bed aside, Wolfwood is happy enough to shake it off. Once he's sprawled on the sofa, Wolfwood will shrug off his blazer and let it fall over the back of the couch, giving him more room to move around as he settles across Ain with what little space he's afforded. He's reaching for his hand since Ain tried to hold it before, leaning in to kiss at the column of his neck.]

The feelin's mutual.

[eidxiety]

[Not really, like Affo got that low and then Ain just kind of unwound like a spring on him, but to be fair he was already being edged at that point anyway so. Either way, Ain's cheeks redden with embarrassment, but he doesn't tell Wolfwood to quit. More than anything, he's curious, and he can't say he minds getting head from a man who is just so enthusiastic to give it.

So no, no stopping. There's only Ain whining, softly now, and wrapping his legs around Wolfwood's head and then remembering oh yeah he needs to breathe before he lets off.]

Nnh... f-feels good... s-sorry, not trying to kill you...

[lupusxylem]

[Wolfwood at least isn't restricted like he was before with a cock halfway down his throat. He's able to pull off just long enough to speak, exhaling heavily against Ain's skin as he does so. It's getting really stuffy under here now, but he's still managing. The things he does for his men-]

S'aight. Kick me if I need t'stop.

[Because otherwise, he's diving back in pretty much immediately, getting his mouth wet again so he can more easily lubricate Ain for- you guessed it- letting his tongue slide right into him. Humming against the skin, mouthing his entrance until he's crying from pleasure is the whole goal, here.]

[eidxiety]

[They get to hold hands finally :) Ain twines their fingers together all sweetly, turning his head to the side to give Wolfwood more room to work with. His lips tickle, and Ain giggles about it, taking the opportunity to return them when he has a moment.]

You're sooooo so cute.

[Kiss kiss kiss... kisses the shell of Wolfwood's ear... nibbles. :> ]

[lupusxylem]

Cute? Me? I dunno about that...

[He chuckles as Ain kisses him, brushing his thumb over the back of his knuckles. This really is gross, but at least they got a room about it. A living room, to be precise, but it's better than doing it in the whole-ass inn lobby.

Especially when Wolfwood is still marching his lips down Ain's throat, heading steadily towards his collarbone with each smooch.]

[eidxiety]

Nooo, you're so cute!

[For as much room as they don't have, Ain still manages to lock his legs around Wolfwood's hips and pull them flush together, grinding up into him as soon as he's able with a cheeky smile.

(The couch patiently waits for them to stop like. Guys. G-guys??)]

Are you gonna leave marks~? Can I leave them on you?

[Unbuttons the top button of his shirt a lil like :) ]

[lupusxylem]

[Uhhh sorry to the couch but they're not stopping. Wolfwood isn't even considering the couch choosing violence as an option as Ain unbuttons his shirt, prompting him to deliver a quick little nip to the sensitive inner skin of the base of his neck in reply.]

I'd be disappointed if you didn't. Make sure you leave 'em good and dark, yeah?

[Otherwise it'll be harder for him to admire them in the morning, he thinks as he nudges down the edge of Ain's collar with his nose, kissing his chest.]

[eidxiety]

Aww, between me and the others... you're gonna be a walking bruise.

[He should probably consider this but also, what if everyone just knew they were fucking. What then. But before Ain can really get at Wolfwood, the man is sliding down his chest to kiss him, and that naturally draws a shudder out of the angel. He... is sensitive. Wolfwood isn't even exactly to the most sensitive spot and Ain is still stiffening up in his pants about it, sue him.

Wolfwood's shirt is already half undone as it is, but Ain slides his hands down to unbutton it the rest of the way, then lets his palm rest flat against his abdomen, where he drags his fingers up to Wolfwood's chest. God this man is so hairy. God he is so into it.]

I think... I wanna try riding you this time. What do you say?

[lupusxylem]

[Wolfwood groans lowly at the way Ain strokes his hand down his chest, dragging through the hair there and up towards his sternum. It feels nice, just as nice as he bets Ain would be feeling right now if he could get at his nipples. He knows well by now that he'd not last long if he did that though, so he's trying to behave as he stays lax in Ain's grip, exhaling on an afflicted sigh.]

Oh, fuck yes. I'd really like that.

[Please ride him until he can't remember anything but your name, thanks-]

Buuut I'm gonna kinda need to be under you for that, don'tcha think?

[eidxiety]

Uh-huh, and you're gonna need to be naked too... I haven't unzipped your pants yet!

[He says this, but then his eager hands are reaching down for Wolfwood's waistband to unbutton his pants, pull the zipper down, and then immediately shove his hands into the space between pants and underwear. Hi :) ]

Okay~. And now... [And then, in a surprising show of strength, Ain sits up, scoops Wolfwood, and rearranges their positions. He's much stronger than he looks, don't worry about it.] We're in the right places.

[Sits right on Wolfwood's hips.]