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[lupusxylem]

I will not make this look pretty later, don't believe me it's all a lie

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INVENTORY:

-The Punisher: Wolfwood's cross gun, normally covered in wrappings.
INFO from the mods on use so I don't forget: The cross-gun will be able to fire regular bullets (regains of these can be handwaved; silvered bullets can be purchased in the bonus AC store) just fine, without any special nerfs. The laser feature will be usable a max of 3 times a month.

-4 Vials of his Drugs(tm)
Info from the mods on use so I don't forget: Wolfwood can start with up to 5 vials of his Lab Drugs. More of these can be regained for the price of a Small Item (a maximum of 5 at once), but they will not work on other player characters for obvious reasons. Their healing ability will also be slightly nerfed to not heal anything instantaneously, but rather over a few minutes.
3/7: All Vials have been used. Will need to purchase replacements if he wants to use them again.
???: Forgot to put the date here but he's purchased more Vials, one has been used to he has 4 currently.

-A lighter

-A carton of cigarettes, more can be purchased/handwaved

-A winter coat that Heimr bullied him into purchasing

-A matching pair of boots for the coat

-A little knit wolf with sunglasses from Elsword.

-A blanket from Livio.

-A handgun with a wolf engraved on the handle.

-A black husky named Angelina

-A belt pouch to carry his regeneration vials with a cross emblazoned into the leather.

-Authentic rosary beads, with beads made from black glass and a heavy, silver cross pendant

-A black leather choker with a silver cross pendant, similar to the rosary

-A whole church(tm)

-A wool knit cat plushie from Pure Vanilla

-3 tomas chicks that currently live in Kiera's barn

-3 londonites

-Wolf skull shaped cufflinks

-A dagger for his "birthday" from Gnosis

Comments

[lupusxylem]

[Wolfwood does not have enough self control or respect to not openly cackle when Flamebringer offers him that in response. He will lean forward at the waist, then, hands in his pockets.]

I ain't never been vanilla in my life. You should see what I'm fuckin' on a regular basis.

[Cause it sure ain't conventional!!]

...but sure. I might consider that. Ain't like I haven't thought about it before.

[thebladebringstheflame]

What, your Sankta? Yeah, I know they have knots.

[Not Ain babe!! Not that one!!!! Why would you just freely offer that information!]

You realise coming to me, a Sarkaz, and saying you've touched some weird bits is basically like going to a Yanese buffet and bragging that you've eaten fried shrimp before, right?

[lupusxylem]

[His...]

...I'm sorry, what?

[AIN DOES??? NOT HAVE A KNOT??? HE'S PRETTY SURE HE'D KNOW IF HE HAD ONE-

But also]

Look man you're the one who accused me of bein' vanilla. I'm just defendin' myself here.

[thebladebringstheflame]

It's still vanilla when you're talking to a Terran, hate to be that guy. Liberi are considered one of the more vanilla races out there. [Why are you freely offering this information!!] Sorry your Sankta doesn't have a knot or whatever, I guess.

[lupusxylem]

[Why are you idiots even arguing about this, what is going on-]

Don't need a knot if you got more than one.

[Ain has more than one in his angel form...Vash has more than one...Wolfwood really is the one left out here (and Livio, technically, but Wolfwood isn't including him given that he's also just a human man).]

[thebladebringstheflame]

[Because it's easier to argue about dicks than it is for Flamebringer to issue a compliment, clearly. Anyway, his eyebrows raise, and he smirks like an idiot.]

Oh, so like a Vouivre, then. I get it.

[You ever gossip about your boyfriends' cocks with each other? You ever do that—]

Congratulations, you're one step closer to becoming Terran.

[lupusxylem]

[Well fortunately for Flamebringer in this instance, Wolfwood has been sufficiently distracted by this new topic they've decided to swap to.]

If I wanted t'be Terran, I'd have to grow another cock, wouldn't I? Or a knot, and fat chance that's happenin'.

[lol lmao]

[thebladebringstheflame]

Liberi have only one, and nothing fancy on 'em. [And then he jabs Wolfwood in the chest with a finger.] You squawk like a little bird anyway. You'd fit right in.

[oh my god]

[lupusxylem]

[Wow!!!

Wolfwood scowls, puffing out his chest when Flamebringer pokes it.]

You wanna say that again?

[thebladebringstheflame]

Yeah. [And he gets close. Real close. Bro are we about to kiss rn?] You squawk like a little birdie.

[lupusxylem]

[I mean their noses are literally touching because Wolfwood refuses to back down so like..........here we go-]

Oh yeah?? Well you bark like an asshole who wants to take this fuckin' outside.

[This was supposed to be Flamebringer complimenting him. He was JUST complimenting you.]