[You know how some things really only work in porn? Ain is about to figure out that some things really only work in porn.
So! He slides down between Wolfwood's thighs. Looks at his belt... takes that off with his hands. Okay, now that that's out of the way, his pants look simple. A button and a zipper? Yeah he can tooootally do this.
So he puts his face down on Wolfwood's crotch, having to dodge around the tent in his pants so that his teeth can go where they need to go. And then he tugs at the button... and then he tugs at the surrounding fabric and moves his head a bit...
...
At this point all he's really doing is drooling all over Wolfwood's stomach and pants. Completely unsexy. He cannot figure out how to manoeuvre the button, though, so he just. Brings his head up—]
Hey, close your eyes real quick!
[—and when Wolfwood does this, Ain undoes his pants with his hands, then does the actual zipper portion with his teeth because that's easy, and then cheerfully announces:]
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So! He slides down between Wolfwood's thighs. Looks at his belt... takes that off with his hands. Okay, now that that's out of the way, his pants look simple. A button and a zipper? Yeah he can tooootally do this.
So he puts his face down on Wolfwood's crotch, having to dodge around the tent in his pants so that his teeth can go where they need to go. And then he tugs at the button... and then he tugs at the surrounding fabric and moves his head a bit...
...
At this point all he's really doing is drooling all over Wolfwood's stomach and pants. Completely unsexy. He cannot figure out how to manoeuvre the button, though, so he just. Brings his head up—]
Hey, close your eyes real quick!
[—and when Wolfwood does this, Ain undoes his pants with his hands, then does the actual zipper portion with his teeth because that's easy, and then cheerfully announces:]
Wow, I did it! First try and everything~.