It wouldn't, but it'd be fun I think.

[Scrub scrub...his hair is really soft. A lot more well cared for than Wolfwood's is, he's noticing. Makes sense; not like Wolfwood exactly had any sort of proper hair-care routine out in the desert all those years. Being clean period is the best he could hope for.]

But if you get t'do that t'me, then that means I get to edge you as long as I want.