[That couch is damn lucky that Wolfwood is feeling too horny for retaliation because oh buddy you’re on thin ice. But instead of shredding Ain’s couch cushions, Wolfwood will allow himself to be pulled to his feet, looking properly disheveled now with his undershirt loose and unbuttoned and his pants zipped down.

He doesn’t want to throw in the towel just yet, and is honestly about to suggest they fuck in the bathtub since it can’t??? Move???? When Ain suggests going outside instead, and that has even Wolfwood raising a brow.]

In the middle of the storm? I mean…I ain’t against doin’ it outside, but…

[They’re going to get wet and dirty. That’s just a given. But it’s not like he wasn’t going to shower after anyway…hmmmm.

Also yeah Ain your kink is showing, he sees you. Thankfully Wolfwood is just as much of a freak since he thinks about fucking in the confessional more than he should, so.]

Can’t go too far out unless you want the Creature seein’ us.

[Maybe Wolfwood does want that, fuck you-]