[Scrubbing at his eyes like if he blinks he'll be back on the couch... this does not happen. It's not an illusion, the couch really is pouting over there.]

...I guess. Haha, and it even let us get to the point where we were finally making headway before running off!

[That "haha" is said with vitriol. Mr. Couch he's going to kill you.

More than that, though... Ugh. They're both too horny for this. They could fuck on the floor, but Ain doesn't want to get bitten by the coffee table or something.

He reaches out for Wolfwood and pulls him to his feet after getting up himself, tail swaying.]

I'm going to say something that might be insane. Let's go outside where there's no furniture. I know it's raining, but the grass will be all soft, and there's enough forest behind the inn to not immediately get us caught...

[Just admit you have a semi-public sex kink Ain?? This is the second time you've done this, the seabase being the first. Just ?? admit it????]