[At least Ain landed on two pillows (Wolfwood's boobies) and not the floor. Sorry Wolfwood! He's now picking his head up off of said pillows and looking around like "huh, what", before he twists around and watches the bed wiggle.
...
Why is it doing that.]
Is there a mouse or a really big possum or something?
[Would a large rodent have the capabilities of hurling two grown-ass adult men to the floor, though?
Ain rolls off of Wolfwood and hops to his feet. He watches the bed shimmy and shake, reaches down and pulls up the blankets... doesn't see a large rodent, so he goes for the mattress next and the fucking mattress bites him when he tries to pull it out of the frame. Alarmed, he yelps and jumps back, clutching the injured hand to his chest.]
That is not how beds are supposed to act!
[KICKS THE LEG
immediately gets tackled by the bed and pinned to the floor]
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...
Why is it doing that.]
Is there a mouse or a really big possum or something?
[Would a large rodent have the capabilities of hurling two grown-ass adult men to the floor, though?
Ain rolls off of Wolfwood and hops to his feet. He watches the bed shimmy and shake, reaches down and pulls up the blankets... doesn't see a large rodent, so he goes for the mattress next and the fucking mattress bites him when he tries to pull it out of the frame. Alarmed, he yelps and jumps back, clutching the injured hand to his chest.]
That is not how beds are supposed to act!
[KICKS THE LEG
immediately gets tackled by the bed and pinned to the floor]