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[lupusxylem]

I will not make this look pretty later, don't believe me it's all a lie

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INVENTORY:

-The Punisher: Wolfwood's cross gun, normally covered in wrappings.
INFO from the mods on use so I don't forget: The cross-gun will be able to fire regular bullets (regains of these can be handwaved; silvered bullets can be purchased in the bonus AC store) just fine, without any special nerfs. The laser feature will be usable a max of 3 times a month.

-4 Vials of his Drugs(tm)
Info from the mods on use so I don't forget: Wolfwood can start with up to 5 vials of his Lab Drugs. More of these can be regained for the price of a Small Item (a maximum of 5 at once), but they will not work on other player characters for obvious reasons. Their healing ability will also be slightly nerfed to not heal anything instantaneously, but rather over a few minutes.
3/7: All Vials have been used. Will need to purchase replacements if he wants to use them again.
???: Forgot to put the date here but he's purchased more Vials, one has been used to he has 4 currently.

-A lighter

-A carton of cigarettes, more can be purchased/handwaved

-A winter coat that Heimr bullied him into purchasing

-A matching pair of boots for the coat

-A little knit wolf with sunglasses from Elsword.

-A blanket from Livio.

-A handgun with a wolf engraved on the handle.

-A black husky named Angelina

-A belt pouch to carry his regeneration vials with a cross emblazoned into the leather.

-Authentic rosary beads, with beads made from black glass and a heavy, silver cross pendant

-A black leather choker with a silver cross pendant, similar to the rosary

-A whole church(tm)

-A wool knit cat plushie from Pure Vanilla

-3 tomas chicks that currently live in Kiera's barn

-3 londonites

-Wolf skull shaped cufflinks

-A dagger for his "birthday" from Gnosis

Comments

[eidxiety]

[Poor sore boy. It's not like Ain did this or anything. And he totally doesn't have bruises from riding Wolfwood like a horse either, nuh-uh. He's pure and a virgin and they're normal, see.

His head feels a little foggy but he's sure he's just tired.]

I can't believe I'm being upstaged by water and bubbles...

[Scoops said bubbles into his hands

Places them on Wolfwood's head like a hat.]

[lupusxylem]

[Wolfwood opens his mouth to say something snarky back, only to be cut short when Ain decides to plop that bunch of suds on his head. He clicks his tongue, smirks, and then grabs some himself to put on Ain's nose.

Disgusting.]

Only just upstaged. You'll be number one again once we get outta the water.

[eidxiety]

[Snort-laughs... swipes the bubbles off of his nose just as they begin to fall down his face.]

Well, I hope you don't mind smelling like berries.

[Ain is a big fan of his fruity soaps, okay? You can't take this from him. But, y'know, speaking of... they're supposed to be actually fucking bathing, and so Ain finally grabs a cloth and real soap and starts scrubbing Wolfwood's chest. You know, where he sort of got his sticky jizz everywhere.

He's not sorry about this.]

[lupusxylem]

Eh...I ain't used to it, but I don't mind.

[Do not ask him how often he got to bathe with nice smelling soaps back home, because the answer was simply: lol. These days he feels like he's a bit spoiled, having constant access to anything he could want in terms of personal hygiene, and while he won't turn his nose up at it it's still definitely something to get used to. It beats smelling like liquor and cigarettes all the time, he guesses.

He sinks further back against the lip of the tub as Ain sets to work scrubbing him down, watching as he wipes his chest off for him. Thankfully most of the rain got it earlier, but he's definitely a bit sticky still...]

Thanks.

[eidxiety]

Don't thank me, haha. It's just an excuse to touch you more.

[But also he's the one who made the mess etc, he's cleaning it up. See how helpful he is? And also Wolfwood will be legally obligated to wash his hair for him in return, that's how that works.

So. Worshin continues.]

Besides, I think I broke your entire body, so it's the least I can do. Do your arms still hurt?

[lupusxylem]

A little, yeah. Not too bad though.

[You don't get guns like his without throwing a gun like his around for the past six years or so etc etc. His arms honestly feel a lot better than the rest of his body does right now, which is saying a lot in regards to the kind of number Ain managed to do on him.]

What about you? You got a work-out, didn'tcha?

[eidxiety]

I think I bruised the insides of my thighs!

[This is a normal amount of enthusiasm surely.]

I'm feeling pretty good. And it was fun doing it outside~. [Just admit you have a kink, just admit you have a goddamn kink Ain—] I'll give you a massage after, though, to help the muscle soreness. I'm pretty okay at them, but I think you'll have to lay in a pile of blankets on the floor.

[lupusxylem]

That's fine. Better that than the bed try'na throw me out the window again.

[He still does not trust it. They might not want to risk it later...they'll have to see how they're feeling.]

M'glad though. I liked doin' it outside too. Better than I thought I would.

[He smirks as he says that, his gaze growing hooded as he adds in an undertone, as if to prevent from being overheard:]

Should do it again sometime. Don'tcha think?

[eidxiety]

[Oh honey, the whole Grove knows you fucked, might as well yell about it so that everyone clears out next time.

Anyway, Ain is drawing little hearts into Wolfwood's chest with his index finger now.]

Mmhm~. I'll sit on your face next time too!

[He knows Wolfwood enjoys eating ass as much as Ain enjoys having his ate, so it's a win-win for both of them, and a complete loss for everyone who gets to hear them doing this.]

We can go somewhere almost private next time. Like the library. [silverash is going to kill you]

[lupusxylem]

[Silverash is not just going to kill you both, he will make sure the bodies are never found. He will not be tried for your murder.

Wolfwood of course just laughs, a low, guttural thing deep in his chest.]

We'd hafta be extra quiet in a library. You think you could handle that?

[eidxiety]

[God how can one man's laugh be this sexy.]

I dunno, you might have to gag me.

[lupusxylem]

[He's just that good dwbi-

Wolfwood's brows raise to his hairline, his shoulders shifting a bit against the back edge of the tub.]

Oh yeah? I think that can prolly be arranged. Makeshift or....by other means.

[What does THAT mean-]

[eidxiety]

Oh... what are the other means? Haha, do I get to know?

[Or is it a secret... either way, Ain sits up now to start washing himself, since Wolfwood is Worshed by this point. Worshwood.]

[lupusxylem]

[Worshwood...while Ain suds his own body up, Wolfwood will take it upon himself to grab some shampoo to start helping wash his hair from behind.]

Well...I can think of one thing you love gettin' gagged with, can't you?

[eidxiety]

[Enthusiastic giggling—]

I do~. I'd sit there all night, you know. I'm not sure you could survive!

[Ain you cannot cockwarm a man with your mouth "all night" you will start trying to deepthroat him basically immediately, what are you on about.]

[lupusxylem]

All night? If you could pull that off, I'd be impressed.

[Cause no, yeah, Ain is right. He'd just die. Just as much as Ain wouldn't be able to resist deepthroating him, Wolfwood wouldn't be able to resist fucking his face. They're both freaks like that.

Anyway, he starts scrubbing gently at Ain's hair now, getting it lathered up with the shampoo. It smells very strongly of fruit in here, now.]

[eidxiety]

[Ain's hair is very soft, at least, but when it's wet the curls at the back of his head have a little less bounce to them. Sad. He will immediately fluff up when it's dry like a bunny though, like his hair gets six times the volume immediately after he bathes.

He has to get between his thighs real good, and yeah they sure are bruised. He'll show Wolfwood when they're out like it's a badge of honour.]

I could do it! [You cannot.] I guess that's not conducive to us having sex, though, huh?

[lupusxylem]

It wouldn't, but it'd be fun I think.

[Scrub scrub...his hair is really soft. A lot more well cared for than Wolfwood's is, he's noticing. Makes sense; not like Wolfwood exactly had any sort of proper hair-care routine out in the desert all those years. Being clean period is the best he could hope for.]

But if you get t'do that t'me, then that means I get to edge you as long as I want.

[eidxiety]

Deal! I like being edged.

[Yeah he knows. He found out the hard way when you edged him by giving him a tentacle-job earlier. We know Ain—

Anyway, he sits there patiently while Wolfwood washes his hair out. If he looks a little sleepy during the process, let him, he is very small and it feels nice to have his head being massaged okay?? Okay.]

[lupusxylem]

[Honestly, Ain could have fallen asleep while he did this and he wouldn't have minded. Fair's only fair if he's going to give him a massage when they get out of the tub in a bit, after all. They continue to wash in communal silence, the only sounds between them the gentle splashing of water and soap being worked into hair and skin. Every so often, Wolfwood will pause in his work and press a kiss to the back of Ain's neck or shoulders. Not for any horny reason, but because he's his boyfriend and he feels like it.

Once they're both sufficiently soapy, Wolfwood will move to rinse them both off, having Ain tilt his head back as far as he can so the soap doesn't get all in his eyes.]

Could use a soak in the bath house after this...but I don't feel like tryin' to walk all that way.

[eidxiety]

[Sleepily, because human urges do not die on him despite the fact he doesn't need to have them at all:]

I just wasn't sure if I'd try to fuck you in there or not.

[Thanks Ain real cool of you, you already broke his hips once today—]

Haha, it would be a mess with the storm, though. We'd walk over there in our dry clothes and they'd be wet, then they wouldn't dry off, then we'd have to walk back wetter. Maybe tomorrow morning...

[Lol lmao at thinking the rain is gonna stop tomorrow morning.]

[lupusxylem]

[Haha surely this is just a bad storm, surely it will be gone in the morning! Surely...

Wolfwood snorts, brushing Ain's wet bangs off his forehead once he's done getting the soap out of them.]

Yeah, you got a point. We'll make it a date for tomorrow, then.

[He likes to shower first thing in the morning sometimes anyway, so a nice warm soak is even better, in contrast. For now though...the bath has managed to make him sleepy as hell too. He yawns, leaning his weight forward against Ain's back, his chin resting on his shoulder.]

Ready t'hop out?

[eidxiety]

Uh-huh. I'll show you where I stash my extra blankets.

[In the little closet they give you as courtesy in hotel rooms, he means. This is where he stashes them. First, though, they have to get out and towel off. Ain hops out first and starts the tub draining, then literally hoists Wolfwood out and begins to dry him off.

He is Helping.]

I still owe you that massage!

[lupusxylem]

[He doesn't think Ain quite realizes how much of a turn-on being able to just throw him around like that is, good god. It takes him a brief half-second to get past the fluster before he's managed to recover, letting Ain set him down and towel him dry.]

You do. Can't promise I ain't gonna immediately pass out when you start, though.

[Just saying, he is only human and he WILL be unconscious.]

[eidxiety]

It's okay if you do. I'll curl up next to you after I'm done.

[And so he dries off, hangs his towel back up because there's no need for modesty after what they just did, and walks butt-ass naked back out into the bedroom. The closet door opens, at least, and from here, Wolfwood can see Ain's stash of blankets. He keeps going to the general store and paying shells for them, and lo and behold this man is both ready for blanket forts and winter.

Also he's giving into the "we have to go camping" instinct really hard because it's all he knows. He's never been in one place this long before.

Anyway, longing for adventure aside, Ain grabs all of them and methodically lays them out in a pile on the floor since the bed has now wandered to a corner and settled there like no, I hate you guys. When he's done with the pile it's actually several inches off the ground and quite squishy, and he motions for Wolfwood to lay down on it.]

I'll do your shoulders and upper back first, okay?

[And he will also casually turn out the lights because Wolfwood said he was tired so, uh, goodnight king.]